Colorado Bound!

Posted in Where is The Captain? on September 2nd, 2010 by Larry Howdie

Oh yea, back to Colorado!  Between this and Texas i think ive counted at least 6 million guard rails, seen a never ending stream of stupid drivers and gotten a few pretty ladies to flash.  You know, just to pass the time.   Hey, I may be a ghoul, but i am all man, baby!

Today as we are driving along the nations highways and byways, we pull up to pass a slow ass big truck.  My driver is hot to pass him so we dont lose momentum.  He finally eases on over to the right lane and as we pass, i look him square in the eye…

That man actually jumped!  Jumped while driving, his truck swerving just a little as his brain wrapped around the image his eyes were sending him…LOL!  I love it when that happens…Best one was the guy who was taking a drink of water as we passed…he looked over and sprayed that water all over the inside of his truck.  HAHAHA!!!!

THE POWER OF LARRY COMPELS YOU!!!!

I heard a rumor from the folks over at Loki’s Workshop Haunt Emporium that they will soon be offering some incredible one of a kind items on their site..They made me something special and i bet they would do something creeptastic for you too!  Maybe I will share pics of my item in my next blog.

Now as always, we never know just where we will wind up next.  Might be Nashville, might be San Antonio, might be somewhere in Oregon, so keep a watch here on my page.  We will stop for pictures so you can bask in the glory that is me.

In the mean time, be safe out there kids, use your DAMN turn signals and ladies, flash em if you got em!